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Joke of the Day
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"Draw me like one of your French Fries."
"How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia? If the shutter makes a ""crick"" noise."
"A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. ""Which side is it best to lie on?"" she asked. ""The side that pays your fee"" replied the doctor."
"Eighty seven percent of single people are single because they don't want to share their pizza with anyone."
"How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue? Have everybody chip in."
"Wheelchairs A perfect gift for that ""special"" someone."
"""My ex was a great wife, mom & never once complained once about ass to mouth"" was apparently not an acceptable speech when she remarried?"
"OK it's like sure, I've MURDERED before. Big deal. Sue me. It's not like I'm a MURDERER or anything. I only do it socially."
"Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence."