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"TIFU by downloading different captions Whoops, wrong sub."
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"What is the most well-known joke of Heni Patel, the famous comedian from the sub-continent? ""Take my wife ... if you would be so kind!"""
"Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"
"I want to go to Gordon Ramsey's restaurant, throw a plate of risotto against the wall, and say ""Whoever made this is a fucking donkey!"""
"I decided to burn some calories today.. ...So I lit a fat kid on fire"
"I just whispered Beetlejuice 3 times and Michael Keaton showed up and asked for a job."
"Michael Jackson is the epitome of the American Dream Only in America could a poor, black boy become a rich, white woman"
"- Grandpa, you still have sex with grandma? - Yes, but oral, only. - What do you mean, only oral? - I say ""Fuck you!"" and she says - ""Fuck you, too!"""
"Sometimes I get scared robots are going to take over. Then I use a motion-controlled sink."
"[Job interview] Interviewer: Do you have any questions? Me: Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off the bus? Interviewer: Holy shit"