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Joke of the Day

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went down the mine? I'll be black."

"I like Jesus... But he loves me. It's an awkward friendship."

"As I walked down an alley today, I was accosted by what I thought was an angry, needy turnip. It turned to be a ruder beggar."

"What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy? Bart."

"How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise particularly hareobics!"

"I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band I have a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too."

"The barman said, ""We don't serve particles faster than light."" A tachyon walked into the bar."

"What's green and german? Snotzis."

"I told the sad ghost ten puns to raise his spirits... No pun intendid."

"How are the Twin Towers and Gender Similar? There used to be two, now it's offensive to talk about."