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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato? A tater tot."
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"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Grab onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
"Some people go to the gym to get big Who needs that when I can just carry the weight of my burdens and sorrows all day"
"How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute? i'm serious... help."
"I have a UDP joke. I hope you get it."
"*snorts a line of powdered milk* God damn it feels good to be healthy"
"What does a pedophile order when he goes to a cannibal restaurant? Eh, just something off the kids menu."
"""Update your Adobe or you'll be sleeping with the fishes"" - Flash mob"
"What does a guy think in the middle of a blowjob? Fuck i'm broke."
"I am the best juggler in the world. But I don't have the balls to show it to you."