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Joke of the Day

"What is the worst part of being both black and jewish? Having to sit in the back of the oven. (these do not reflect my personal views)"

"/r/shitredditsays"

"I NEED A JOKE! I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS THE RIGHT SUBJECT BUT I REALLY NEED A JOKE THAT INCLUDES -a farmers field -a pack of dogs -burning house -a hospital -set in the nighttime Thanks so much"

"Your liver is the only organ that can regenerate itself. I believe that calls for a drink... Cheers!"

"Girl, are you pi? 'Cause you are long and sweet."

"Apparently the g-spot is located in a $1700 pair of Christian Louboutins."

"right-to-die In a right-to-die state the executor has two duties. ""executor"" and ""executor"""

"today, i learned that ""Donald Trump"" is an anagram of ""Tan Dump Lord"" ...it's like his parents knew all along"

"So a Mormon walks into a bar.."

"A Spanish Magician says he will disappear on the count of three He said Uno Dos Then he disappeared with no tres (say it out loud to understand)"