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Joke of the Day

"I hate people who take drugs... specifically the DEA and US Customs. Edit: Thanks everyone for the free Internet points. Appreciate it. :)"

"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading ?? Telling your parents you're gay."

"I don't really know how to tell jokes"

"What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed? Han So-high."

"If Donald Trump becomes President... then that would server a perfect example of my belief that USA = P2W"

"""Awww look my boyfriend left his Facebook open, I'm going to log him off without checking his inbox."" Said no woman ever"

"What questioned started the Holocaust? What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"

"""Dayyuuuum Giiiiirrrl... Did you fall from Heaven?"" *pokes body with stick*"

"Wife: I'm making breakfast for dinner tonight. What do you want? Me: Bacon. Wife: And? Me: *blank stare* Wife: AND? Me: A napkin?"

"I get so angry when I see nudity on Reddit... so I have to shake my fist"