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Joke of the Day
"Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps? TOTEM POLE!!"
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"It may be autocorrect, but I'm excited to see how this plays out when I drive my friend to pickup her satan wedding dress."
"What's a cats favourite dictator? Chairman Maow"
"What do you call a union of writers? A writers' block"
"Me: I'm having a problem with my computer: IT guy: Have you tried punching it? Me: That's the first thing I tried. I'm not an idiot."
"Me at 20: I'm smarter than everyone in the world Me at 28: I am so smart for going to the cheaper gas station"
"People keep saying Supermodels are struggling with bulimia But I'd say they're actually really good at it."
"My road to success is under construction and all the workers are out getting drunk."
"Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers? They're all too afraid of change."
"a fun way to save money this christmas season is to change your name and move away"