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Joke of the Day

"My road to success is under construction and all the workers are out getting drunk."

"K1: Frankincence K2: Myrrh K3: Gold K1 & K2: WHAT? K3: Gold K1: We said 20 each! K3: I.. K1: I hate you K3: Wrap it from all of us?"

"They should make realistic pregnancy test commercials. 2 best friends in a bathroom praying for a neg & celebrating w a shot & a happy dance"

"Don't smoke kids... Because smoking kids is illegal."

"What's white and 12 inches?? Nothing"

"One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current... The other dolphin said, ""Hey, you did that on porpoise!"""

"Guys socialize by making fun of each other, but they don't mean it. Girls socialize by giving compliments to each other but they don't meant it either."

"One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week"

"I thought we had the right to bear arms but when I got them I was arrested for animal abuse"

"Abortion jokes They really suck the life out of you"