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Joke of the Day
"My road to success is under construction and all the workers are out getting drunk."
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"I thought I'd lose tons more weight if I drank extra glasses of water every day, but I guess I was just diluting myself."
"Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear? Because Chernobyl fall-out."
"They call me Moses. Cause I parted that Red Sea last night."
"i thought eyelashes were meant to keep shit out of your eye but half the time theres anything in my eye its a fucking eyelash"
"My friend asked me if I wanted to skip class. I said ""nah, I think I'll pass."""
"Love is blind, said the blind to the deaf I can see that."
"If you are what you eat... *Well then you are an asshole* *A lot of you are pussies* *And some of you are cats* *A few of you are dogs* *And I'm a penny...*"
"Rick Santorum drops out and throws his support to Ted Cruz Thanks for nothing!"
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra... Not my joke, but made me laugh."