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Joke of the Day

"People keep saying Supermodels are struggling with bulimia But I'd say they're actually really good at it."

"What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI? They both were recently ironed."

"BREAKING NEWS Paula Deen's snack mix now contains ""Brazil Nuts"""

"The first guy that paid for life insurance died never knowing if it was a scam."

"""This one's cute."" - me picking out a watermelon. I have no idea what I'm doing."

"A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... ...but he didn't have root access."

"Did you hear about the lesbian construction company? There are no studs, it's all tongue and groove . . ."

"I nearly puked on my girlfriend, but she moved out of the way just in time She ducked my sick"

"Girlfriend's mascara died and I gave it a funeral, you know what they say... Lashes to lashes and dust to dust."

"It's in the Smile A boy met a girl.... Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you... are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist."