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Joke of the Day
"Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers? They're all too afraid of change."
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"What do santa and a Jew have in common? they both escape through the chimney."
"Q: What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing? A: Marching banned."
"i know a guy who loves saying ""best thing since sliced bread"" and i imagine hes always at a grocery store lookin at bread and just losing it"
"What happens when breed a shark and snowman? You get a frostbite!"
"The Snake Handler The snake handler suffered from a reptile dysfinction"
"How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house."
"My friend bought a stone mirror. It reflects poorly on him."
"Welfare is like diabetes If Momma had it, her babies probably will too"
"I was offered a threesome with a Japanese guy but I turned it down, after all, you know what they say about Japanese penises... ...they're really blurry."