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Joke of the Day

"A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke. Knock knock. *-Who's there?* Interrupting cow. *-Interrup-* **MOO**"

"I couldn't see my dad anymore after his sex change. He's transparent."

"The American Psychiatric Association defines narcissism as the first ten minutes of every podcast."

"I bet if Wolf Blitzer interviewed ""The Situation"" in The Situation Room my TV would explode into a million pieces."

"However lonely you feel, you're never alone. There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house. Goodnight."

"What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"

"I bought my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo for Christmas... If she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself. - From The Sopranos"

"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares their dogs too much"

"What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet? A magnet only has two Poles."

"This fat hate on reddit has been ridiculous lately. Come on, give them a break. They have enough on their plates already."