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Joke of the Day

"Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing."

"How long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm? Who cares?"

"[first day as a soldier] Army guy: we deploy at 04:00hrs Me: where we going? Army guy: to war, soldier Me [setting alarm for 10am]: enjoy"

"Facebook users are demanding the old layout they actually hated when it was the new layout they previously didn't want."

"Anti jokes A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is destroying his family."

"Why did the cat go to the doctors? Because it wasn't feline well"

"What's a Redditor's favorite color? M'genta"

"What do you call a Greek Magician? Abra Kebabra"

"machines in a casino do you know which machine is the most likely to pay out? The ATM"

"What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in"