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Joke of the Day
"Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing."
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"What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole."
"What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid? A toothbrush."
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms...."
"I went to buy a Christmas tree. The guy said, ""Are you gonna put it up yourself?"" I said, ""No, I was thinking the living room."""
"What do you do to a dead fruit? You *berry* it."
"Today I spanked the wrong woman at BDSM party Oops, wrong sub"
"How do you say bra in German? dashud sthapem from flappen"
"Christian Singles sounds like a Kraft product."
"At what stage of evolution did Robots become as advanced as humans? When opposable thumb drives were developed"