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Joke of the Day

"I tried anal once It was fucking shit"

"A cruise ship with a Gay Pride party on board... ran into a storm and began to take on water quickly but by some miracle did not sink. What saved the ship? ""flambuoyancy"""

"If the TV show 'Cops' has taught me anything it's to stay away from people with blurry faces, they always seem to attract trouble."

"What does an Ethiopian eat for breakfast? sand."

"dead baby jokes Q. whats more fun than spinning a dead baby around at 50mph? A. stopping it with a shovel."

"Her:""What do you do?"" Me:""I teach astronomy."" Her:""OMG!! I'm a Sagitarius! Can you see my future?"" Me:""Yes, you'll go home alone tonight."""

"They're not gym clothes if you don't go to the gym, they're pajamas."

"The next time I hear a racist or sexist joke, I won't stand for it!! I'll sit because it's much more comfortable."

"Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!"

"I own the world only talking dog... but he only talks about outer layers of trees."