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Joke of the Day
"Bob unknowingly sat on a chainsaw. ;"
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"Ann! do you remember me? We have so many memories together Ann: **SEGMENTATION FAULT**"
"Female Viagra. Niagara."
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"Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than a surprise party."
"I've got the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo."
"Just ate an order of cheese fries and smoke started coming out of my Fitbit."
"Remember Kids! Friendly fire, isn't."
"What's long and hard on a black man? The third grade."
"Hey Amish person reading this: Busted."