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Joke of the Day
"You're a Carrot I wish, I'd be easier on the eyes."
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"""That chicken died for you"" - how I get my kids to eat chicken"
"Listen. You can keep retaking all the pictures you want, but that's what your face looks like."
"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot"
"I wish I was from Finland so when people asked if I was Finnish I could say ""no, in fact, I'm just getting started"""
"How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed."
"What do you call a fat magician? A 4-chin teller."
"How do I explain to my dog tonight that thunder isn't the all powerful god of canine destruction searching for him with every boom"
"Why some people like Donald Trump... Because he doesn't beat around the ""Bush"""
"[Job interview] ""What are your strengths?"" Me: I fall in love easily. ""Erm, okay... what are your weaknesses?"" Me: Those blue eyes of yours."