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Joke of the Day

"I wish I was from Finland so when people asked if I was Finnish I could say ""no, in fact, I'm just getting started"""

"I had 4 cars been their horns at me this morning... It made it really hard to watch Netflix on my drive to work!"

"How do you know if air fresheners have gotten too smart? If they have become scent-ient."

"JOKE: What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes? Just look for ones that have a ""JOKE:"" disclaimer"

"When a cop asks if you know why they pulled you over, smile, take their hand in yours and say, ""Sounds like somebody needed a friend"""

"John has 400 spiders, he eats 398, what does John have now? Cancer"

"What do you call a Gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass!"

"Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs? Because he ate too much of them."

"Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed? The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out"

"Just went down to get my driver's license renewed but this time I made sure I was drunk for the picture. Now if I ever get pulled over for drunk driving, they'll just think I'm spastic."