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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed."
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"A man walks into a bar ouch, that hurt!"
"Do you remember when you were a kid and you'd just sit a blow bubbles all afternoon? Well, Bubbles is back in town and wondering how you're doing these days..."
"A couple are having sex... She is riding him like a bull, he's just staring at the ceiling, She yells:"" Say something dirty to me!"" He says : "" Kitchen"""
"TIL: Amy Winehouse spent the last moment of her life watching her own video clips on Youtube before her death. She must have read the comments."
"My Dyslexic Cat thinks she has "" P "" no. of lives."
"Sexy is when a woman is hot enough to flaunt it but chooses not to."
"What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play? House."