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Joke of the Day

"How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed."

"Man is like spider.. .. bound to have sticky hand when on web!"

"What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym? Sasquats"

"Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school? Because it was a gun-free zone"

"Poached salmon on a bed of brown rice with peas or Roasted duck with polenta and organic green beans? Choosing dog food is hard."

"The difference between a black man and a tire ? The difference between a black man and a tire is that if you put a chain around the tire it doesn't start singing rap."

"Driving I was driving in the city, when I got the Sun in my eyes. Damn Paparazzi."

"If I have a son, he's going to be named Alvin Simon Theodore, and it'll be funny as hell whenever anyone gets mad and yells his full name."

"Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes."

"Damn girl, did u just fall from heaven? Cause you are looking like the next Satan."