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Joke of the Day

"How do I explain to my dog tonight that thunder isn't the all powerful god of canine destruction searching for him with every boom"

"I want to make a jew joke Please don't jewdge me!"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? (Nsfw) I can't jelly my dick in your sisters ass!"

"What did Hitler eat for breakfast? Luftwaffes"

"What do you call someone who murders a hundred people with a potato masher? A mash murderer."

"What is a pirate's favourite letter? He doesn't have one. He's illiterate."

"They say you should never run when you stumble across a lion in the wild. I don't think I'll be able to run with all the shit in my pants."

"What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts"

"What has America come to? We're letting a *black* president run the *WHITE* House!"

"What do you call a Mexican burglar? Juanted"