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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me the other day that every time he buys his girlfriend shoes he gets a blow job. Turns out he's head over heels."

"What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom? The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!"

"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler."

"What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra."

"What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant? You have served your porpoise."

"If you're going to insult the Amish, do it to their face. You kinda have to. They're never gonna see it online."

"I just came across a group of elderly fish... Old School."

"How does Donald Trump screw in a light bulb? He can't. His hands are too small."

"I have earned 800.25 as a male prostitute Too bad each of them paid 0.25"

"What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists."