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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom? The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!"

"How many men does it take to change a light bulb? Not all of them."

"I got offered a job at a kaleidoscope company. I'm looking into it."

"My room is getting so messy ...that F.C. Barcelona is trying to recruit it"

"Wind Farms..... I'm a big fan!"

"Rules to learning English: their our know rules"

"Why don't you tell us what's really wrong, loud sneezers?"

"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy Gang Rape testing the water to see if I get referred to the local authorities also, inspired by someone else with a rape joke"

"The best part of dating a homeless girl is You can drop her off anywhere."

"[Cops have a warrant for my arrest] Cops: you're coming with us! *Plays the Benny Hill theme on my phone & runs away* Foot chase ensues."