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Joke of the Day

"Chestnut. What do you call a nut on a chest? A chestnut. What do you call a nut on a wall? A walnut. What do you call a nut on a chin? A blowjob."

"I got arrested for being drunk and disorderly, but I was just laughing hysterically at the cost of organic vegetables."

"What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once."

"Two high dudes meet... ""What's your name?"" ""Jack without a V."" ""There's no V in Jack."" ""That's what I just said."""

"""Sit down. I've got some bad news."" (Every Milkman's boss 30 years ago)"

"What's the difference between a Black man and a park bench? A Black man is a sentient creature."

"It was so cold out today I actually saw a few gangsters with their pants pulled up."

"Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok"

"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse? About 204 days."

"Sometimes I just get the urge to belt out The Lion Sleeps Tonight. After all, it's only a whim away."