110600

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse? About 204 days."

"I don't understand bow ties. What, is your neck a gift?"

"what was wrong with the air? the swine flu"

"Chuck Norris easily won the Iditarod dog sled race by pulling a sled load of 16 dogs, 800 pounds of supplies and with a dead sperm whale chained behind it."

"I'm returning this head of lettuce. It tastes awful. ""Sir, that's a loofah."" Oh. I'm returning this loofah. Someone took a bite out of it."

"Me: *drops toddler off at gym daycare* DC: Which room will you be working out in? Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower."

"why did the tomato blush... he saw the salad dressing!"

"What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy? A family friend paying a visit."

"Sad news. The end of a one-legged man I know is afoot."

"There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."