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Joke of the Day
"What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once."
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"Two seats open. One next to a good looking girl who noticed me as I walked in. The other by a wall outlet. She'll find love in another man."
"*goku flies into the sunset* not knowing how the sun and earth really work he says ""WHAT THE HELL WHERE'S THAT SUNSET BEEN FLYING FOR DAYS"""
"fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine"
"What did the termite eat for dinner? A table for two."
"On a microwave, typing in 90 gives you a longer cooking time than typing in 100. MIND BLOWN"
"How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black? You can't take a rib from a black man"
"*getting caught filling up neighbor's trash can* Omg Karen, I just looove your trash can! Where did you get it?"
"Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the battle."
"what do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator"