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Joke of the Day

"What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once."

"if i told you you have a beautiful body.... would you hold it against me?"

"Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe? Because they have a quidditch."

"If I had to describe myself in one word... ...it would be ""bad at following directions."""

"The versatile gay actor wanted to be cast in both ""A Christmas Carol"" and ""A Midsummer Nights Dream"" So he could be both a Bottom and a Topper."

"So Yellow and Green are dating. Why does Yellow hate Red? Because Red Blue Green."

"Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme??? You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone."

"""How's your love life?"" Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. ""I'm sorry man"" it's ok. still got laid."

"What do prime numbers and white girls have in common? They literally can't even."

"Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head to the right, then turn it to the left. Repeat this every time you are offered something to eat."