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"How To Talk To A Woman Wearing Headphones 1. Create a podcast"
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"Harassment. So a teacher asks her students to use the word harassment in a sentence. A boy stood up and said, ""Ok this is easy. I met a beautiful girl one day and harassment a lot to me"""
"[NSFW] If sex with three people is a threesome And sex with two people is a twosome... Then I get why some people call me handsome."
"Why are crosses not in fashion? They're too God-y"
"Q: What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season? A: Russian"
"Why does VALVE end with 2? Because they can't count to **3**"
"Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it's ok to bite an opponent."
"""That was mesmerizing!"" I know another big word... huge."
"Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag? A teabag stays in the cup longer"
"A ""cup of Joe"" must mean something else entirely to a cannibal."