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Joke of the Day

"If God doesn't want us to masturbate... then why does he always make one sock disappear in the dryer?"

"A guy dressed as a Chicken for Halloween finds a girl dressed as an egg. Apparently the answer is Chicken. (Edit: Typo)"

"Kanye West is the type off nigga that shows up to a random funeral and say... Why ya'll crying, I'm still alive"

"ISIS fighters dress as women in desperate attempt to flee battlefield They literally had to drag themselves out of the battlefield."

"His First Blow Job A teenage boy comes home excited and says, ""Dad! I just had my first blowjob!"" The father says, ""That's great, son. How was it?"" ""Tasted awful."""

"You know you're getting old when you forget the name of the street you grew up on and break your hip and die."

"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand."

"I guess I didn't lobby hard enough to make extroduce the word of the year."

"What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo? About halfway across."

"How do canibals eat victims with Parkinson's disease? Shake n bake"