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Joke of the Day

"Why cant Gingers make shoes? They wouldn't have a sole."

"6: I'm going outside to play. Me: Stay in your own yard. 6: Define ""my own yard"" Me: .... have fun. So her mother's child."

"What's the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal? One eats Ramen, the other eats Raw Men"

"Have a Coke and a smile! I opened up a can of Coke, and on the side it said: ""Share a Coke with your Soulmate."" So, I put the can in my right hand."

"A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Air Bud trembles in fear after the opposing team drapes a basketball jersey over a vacuum cleaner and puts it on their starting lineup."

"Apparently Miley Cyrus called out Taylor Swift for being a bad role model It sounds like Miley has some Bad Blood."

"How does Sean Connery shave? CTRL + S"

"how did the Imam order his dessert? Allah mode"

"Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?"