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Joke of the Day
"What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground? They know people will blow them."
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"What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow? Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!"
"Hey girl, do you like trucks? Cause I got a semi."
"Just imagine Great Britain without tea... Grea Briain"
"What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl? The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D"
"Honeymooners (II) Her friend asked how the honeymoon went. ""OK,"" she said. ""Though Niagara Falls wasn't as big as I hoped, either."""
"Ever ask yourself who, in a perfect world, would raise a child? The answer should be apparent."
"So, my mate Vincent cut his ear off and his wife asked him why? He just told her "" I guess I just had to 'let it Gogh'. EDIT: removed the u from gogh"
"I was desperate for a job, so my friend offered me one as a test subject in a wind tunnel But i wasnt a fan"
"Barack Obama."