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Joke of the Day
"You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly."
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"My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep."
"My wife ran off with my next door neighbour.. I sure do miss him."
"So TSA took a Buzz Lightyear toy off a child... I guess they thought it would say ""To infinity... and be-bombed"""
"""Get off your high horse!"" - Veterinarian who prescribed medical marijuana."
"What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army."
"A parabola walked into a bar... It walked out again"
"Old age is nothing but a computer with 1000 GB of memory running on a celeron processor"
"MEME : Sad Robb Stark http://9gag.com/gag/arp6PQ6?ref=noti"
"Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail? It's pretty much a downward spiral."