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Joke of the Day
"You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly."
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"Dog names What do you name a male dog with no hind legs? Dragonballs."
"If I had a dollar for every time I saw a repost of r/Jokes ... I'd be as rich as the guy who posted this first"
"What is this compound? Chemistry teacher drew this during class. http://imgur.com/fQyNg Don't know how to type spoilers, but maybe rot13 will do. Vg'f n cnenqbk."
"Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions? ""Onions"" was his dog... D:"
"My local council just installed a zebra crossing near the primary school What a waste of money, I've never even seen a zebra in this town"
"How do skateboarders see? So gnar"
"I always hated church because of all the standing, kneeling and sitting... I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."
"Are there holes in your socks? No? Then how do you put them on?"
"I bought my mom a fridge for her birthday present You should have seen her face light up when she opened it!"