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Joke of the Day
"What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies? A garbage truck"
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"How do you clean a condom? Turn it inside-out and shake the fuck out of it."
"The only bad thing about most people is having to interact with them."
"67 ha ha ha 68 ha ha ha 69 HA HA HA OH MY GOD HA HA HA I'M DYING - Why Sesame Street never lets The Count get that far on air"
"Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war? The French. They always have their hands up."
"I tried dusting after five energy drinks now my house is on fire."
"You raised me and taught me everything I know. Happy Father's Day, internet."
"Did you here Whitey Bulger was put in solitary confinement because he was caught masterbating in his cell? It was a sticky situation."
"I really needed something positive in my life so I finally got tested."
"Lenins If life hands you Lenins, start a socialist revolution."