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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg."
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"I got raped by a troupe of mimes last night They performed unspeakable acts."
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"What do you get when you take the pee out of poops oops"
"My dating life."
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"Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture."
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