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Joke of the Day
"What is green and flies above Poland? Peter Pansky"
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"If you're upset about seeing a middle finger on TV, you're going to sh!t yourself when you see everything else going on in the world."
"What is the difference between a laddie and a lady? One has a d where the other doesn't."
"It looks like trees are all flamboyantly coming out of the closet before they die for the winter"
"Why did James Comey refuse to indict Hillary Clinton? Because he found his suicide note in her Wikileaks emails."
"Reddit's management [interesting insight](https://i.imgur.com/z8uBXo0.jpg)"
"I want a girlfriend with OCD, that way whenever I want to go home I can just say ""Are you sure you checked the stove before we left?"""
"My position on marijuana is slumped in a beanbag chair."
"Chinese Food: $16.72 Gas to Get to Restaurant: $1.94 Getting Home and Realizing They Forgot One of Your Food Containers: Riceless"
"I'm gonna sell my vacuum cleaner. It's just collecting dust"