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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a laddie and a lady? One has a d where the other doesn't."
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"Jack in the box ...is NOT an instruction."
"You know why they have a cock on the weather vane? If they had a cunt, the wind would blow right through it. -An old fuck."
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"i get sad for like an hour and then happy for 5 minutes and then sad for another hour and then happy for 3 minutes omg break ups r real hard"
"What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays? For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice."
"How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?? Ovary-sy"