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Joke of the Day
"It looks like trees are all flamboyantly coming out of the closet before they die for the winter"
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"Have you heard of the annual ginger meeting? It's petty unknown, last time not a single soul came."
"A guy picks up a prostitute After they're done she says: I feel so loved. You fuck like a god! As they start smoking a cigarette in bed she asks: By the way, why do you have holes in your hands."
"'C' has just been promoted to the second letter of the alphabet! However R & D believe the rise in C levels will result in a loss of B's."
"If you haven't used your fingers to ""expand"" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you're not me."
"If I ever find a dead body while I'm hiking I'm gonna be like finally"
"Filling out my Census form. I have to list every person who lives in my home for a majority of the time. What's your mother's name, again?"
"Most women want a man who can make them laugh and also feel safe. So basically, a clown ninja. Good to know"
"What do you call a bunch of black dudes in a shed... Antique garden tools."
"I love Fight Club! I showed up a little late so I missed the first few rules but I can't wait to go next week!"