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Joke of the Day
"I wonder how many times Batman had to rub one out in the Batmobile after fighting with Catwoman"
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"Attention r/Jokes! Will the real Steven Hawking please stand up?"
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"What is the last sound you hear before a pubic hair hits the floor? PTEWIE!"