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Joke of the Day
"""Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"" Lucifer: Are you hitting on me?"
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"Still in line for the iPhone 5. I'm the only one here. Thinking this might actually be an abandoned Radio Shack. Still, gonna be worth it!"
"I was burgled last night, someone stole all my documents. I was de-filed."
"Daddy what is a transvestite? -Ask Mommy, he knows."
"What do you call a mummy on a horse? A knight in Charmin armor."
"Do you need a bag? I had just bought a box of condoms when the cashier asked, ""Do you need a bag?"" I replied, ""No, she's not that ugly."""
"Is it solipsistic in here? or is it just me?"
"I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry The job has its prose and Khans"
"What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby? The dead baby can feed a family of four."
"What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing? Sham rock."