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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A BMW's pricks are on the inside!"

"Wanna hear a potassium joke? K"

"A: What are you doing? B: Nothing A: Didn't you do that yesterday? B: I havent finished..."

"Bro Transformers are real! Haven't you seen a big truck or a camaro? They are real. They just hide real good like chewbacca. And batman."

"My obsession with square roots has got me on cloud three."

"Fast and the Furious just announced a new movie called Faster And Furiouser 3.1: You Get the Drift"

"When I was in the army our commanding officer always made decisions based on the way our whole unit felt. I kind of miss him. Good ol' General Consensus."

"I find girls tend to make a lot noise in their bedroom Perhaps they aren't expecting someone to be at their window."

"Trump: ""Let's get that Muslim band going"" ""Band? We thought you said ban"" Trump: ""No way, that's harsh. Also, how's the Mexican mall going?"""

"Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful? The clients always click"