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Joke of the Day
"""That's a wrap, everybody."" ~movie director identifying delicious food"
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"Still waiting for the day I can illegally download groceries"
"Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street? She got hit by a Bus."
"How's school, Hannah? ""Really tough, dad."" They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they? ""No-"" WHY THE HELL NOT"
"Yo fellas how did that ""wow"" comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?"
"Knock-Knock!"
"I've been hearing noises in the house for a while now and while Twitter was down last night I discovered I have a wife!"
"I don't have many friends: I don't have many friends but I can draw pretty well, so I drew a bunch of friends But I only draw in black pen.. So I feel really uncomfortable"
"I used to hate facial hair But then it grew on me"
"Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ? Son: Easy. I have two ears!"