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Joke of the Day
"How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket? Crammed in."
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"How do you kill 10 flies with one hit? You punch african kid in the face."
"The worst straw man argument in history was when Sir Mix-a-Lot pretended that some guys hate butts."
"Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking...... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef."
"there's a guy with a pt cruiser at the car wash bet it's hard to keep clean when girls are just constantly smashing their pussies against it"
"I just went to the Air & Space museum. Boy do I feel ripped off. It was just an empty room."
"The less people you chill with....The less bullshit you deal with."
"What's a stoner's favorite body of water? The T.H. sea"
"Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?"
"*finally gets comfortable with you* *starts whispering in your ear* ""oooo baby I can recite all my phobias in alpha order"""