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Joke of the Day
"How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket? Crammed in."
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"I have seen this one on here before but nobody ever gets it right... A baby seal walks into a club - What a tragedy...."
"Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf? A: Depends on how many were photographed."
"I asked my mom where she went to get groceries and if she would tell me if anyone died in game of thrones. She said... Jons, no"
"I am really feeling like a bicycle today. Too tired!"
"Forgot to do laundry again. I bet everyone at work is going to love my prom dress."
"You don't hear about Rowan Atkinson much these days. It's probably because he's a has-*bean*."
"My co-worker said he's bleeding out of his ear. ""That time of the month?"" I replied. He's not amused."
"r/Jokes, what are your best colour blindness jokes?"
"George Zimmerman is selling his gun I'm sure he'll make a killing."