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Joke of the Day
"When Jesus saw those riled up Romans needless to say he was very cross."
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"Hi college freshmen! I hope when you selected bedding for your dorm room you asked yourself, ""Can I see myself throwing up on this pattern?"""
"Before I had a child, I never knew that quietly disposing of a balloon could feel so much like a murder."
"Every time I delete a selfie, I imagine the sound of a Gremlin being burned alive by the sunlight."
"I just started a new band called 'Blankets and Duvets' We've already been called the best cover band of all time"
"Cashier: ""Would you like to donate to charity today or are you a giant piece of shit?"""
"A psychic midget just escaped from prison The news report said there was a small medium at large."
"Have you heard about Karma, the new restaurant? There's no menu. You just get what you deserve."
"What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore? Because that I totally get."
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting too fat? She fits in to your wife's clothes."