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Joke of the Day

"Life is complex... it has both real and imaginary components."

"What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler"

"What is best potato? Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories."

"If I was a doctor, every now and again I'd eat a giant burrito then give myself a sonogram."

"""Saw the trailer for that new movie The Revenant, looks itense"". ""Nah, Probly tipis""."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an AR 15? One is responsible for the deaths of Americans, the other is an inanimate object."

"Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want? Dems!"

"what idiot called them crabs instead of sidewalks"

"How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker? She goes to the bathroom."

"After my wife died, I haven't been able to look at other women for 10 years... But now that I'm out of prison I can honestly say that it was worth it."