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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an AR 15? One is responsible for the deaths of Americans, the other is an inanimate object."

"What Did Superman Tell Superwoman? Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)"

"A slutty egg walks into a bar. Everyone starts laughing at her. ""I don't get it. What's so funny?"" she demands. The bartender says, ""Well, the yoke's on you."""

"Keep the Earth clean! Its not Uranus."

"Facebook Status: I caught your boyfriend having internet sex with one of my Farmville sheep."

"I bought these sneakers from a drug dealer... He must have laced them with something because I've been tripping all day!"

"Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn't have an ear for music."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Peace Prize? He was out standing in his field."

"What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought."

"What do you get when you mix S&M with R&B? The Marquis de [Sade](http://i.imgur.com/srWEGsC.jpg)"