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Joke of the Day
"Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want? Dems!"
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"Ran into the guy who broke my heart. Totally worth the damage to my car."
"The best pick-up line for college students Hey baby, I'm only a few thousand dollars in debt!"
"I keep myself in good enough shape to outrun most women and children during emergencies."
"It annoys me that Engineering students call themselves engineers.. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors, or art students calling themselves unemployed."
"she wants the D (director's cut)"
"I have a friend who is half-Indian... He's Ian."
"when is the only time you want a white point guard? When your sister comes home and says ""Im dating a point guard"""
"Maybe 6% of pens work. Terrible job, pen manufacturers."
"The best part about Puppy Bowl? Since all the puppies are already neutered, there's no worry about deflated balls giving one team an advantage..."