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Joke of the Day

"I was having a hard time remembering my PIN on my debit card.... So I changed it to 0911. That way I never forget."

"Why do baby clothes have pockets? I've never heard a baby say: ""cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"""

"My wife likes to talk to me after sex. It really bugs me when she calls me from her hotel room."

"I Love You!! Is that you or your beer talking? Thats me.. talking to my beer"

"How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer."

"I've seen Han Solo land the Millennium Falcon on an asteroid, I'm sure he can handle landing a plane on a golf course."

"What mustache can an alien not pull off? A human chu"

"I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant."

"Why will you never go hungry in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."

"Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run."