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Joke of the Day
"I Love You!! Is that you or your beer talking? Thats me.. talking to my beer"
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"When my kids look back on the photos of my life they'll think, ""Wow, he wore that shirt a lot."""
"Why can't Jewish people view pornography?? Because watching people porkin' just ain't Kosher! Wakakakaka"
"My girlfriend says she's leaving me because I'm too skeptical. But I don't believe her."
"Samsung will no longer use the name ""Galaxy"" name on the Note 7... From now on, it's the Samsung Supernova 7."
"Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence. "
"ovens are insane ""oh thats just my box of invisible fire i heat dead things in"""
"I'll bet you $46,368.86 you can't guess how much I owe my Bookie."
"A woman saying ""I'm not mad at you"" is like a dentist saying ""You won't feel a thing."""
"What do you call a dog on a hot summers day A hotdog."