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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a corn-shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"How would you try to sleep with a fat girl? oh, sorry, i misspelled ""why""..."

"""Check, please!"" - Me, at a restaurant begging the waiter to make sure there are no monsters under the table"

"Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself."

"My friend asked me if I wanted to skip class. I said ""nah, I think I'll pass."""

"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter."

"So Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar and the bartender says ""hey, why the wrong face?"""

"The worst mix of diseases? Alzheimer and diarrhea. You run but you don't remember where."

"I'm even late for work when I work from home"

"Ok, so, for some reason, my lesbian neighbours just gave me a brand new Rolex... I think they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch."""