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Joke of the Day
"Just saw an advance screening of Age of Ultron. Spoiler alert: he's 47"
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"What's the most sensitive part of your body while masturbating Your ears."
"Why did the fisherman catch the Mackerel and then let it go? Cause he's all about that Bass, bout that Bass.... No Mackerel."
"I'm dying, call me an Ambulance. Dad: Okay Dying, you're an ambulance."
"two snakes in the desert Two snakes are crossing the desert. After a while one says to the other: Slow down, lets rest, i cant feel my feet."
"Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms? Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance."
"Just tasteless A man gets the words ""I LOVE YOU"" tattooed on his crank. His wife tells him ""Quit putting words in my mouth!"""
"Blondes are dumb whores... They all think less than equals three."
"Who is The best Jewish baker? Adolf Hitler"
"The other day I was eating out my grandma, and I tasted horse cum. That's when I realized... That's how she died"