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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cat give birth at the park? Because the sign at the park said ""Fine for Littering"""
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"Emailing teachers be like Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Professor: ""sure"" -sent from my iPhone"
"What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!"
"A horny male giant went to college.... He got a degree in giantities."
"""Dumb as a bag of hammers"" is kind of a stupid comparison because it's actually quite a clever way to carry several hammers at once."
"Grandpa and Kid Jokes Grandpa: kid....see!! Your Teacher is coming... You're better hide..!! You're absent today Kid: Grandpa!!! not me but you!! I told her that ""You Died"""
"Two guys were walking down the street. . . One guy turns into a building, the other one goes, ""Oh my God! How the fuck did you do that?!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ? Brighton-der the light of the moon !"
"What kind of tree barks? A dogwood!!"
"What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman? one is a superhero and the other is a command."