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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cat give birth at the park? Because the sign at the park said ""Fine for Littering"""
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"Vegetarian curry is like lesbian sex. Same amount of heat, none of the meat."
"Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!"
"robin williams punchlines were always on point i never thought he would ultimately leave us hanging"
"Two atoms are talking: ""Help, somebody has stolen one of my electrons!"" ""Are you sure?"" ""Yes, I'm positive!"""
"What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend? You Cantaloupe."
"You hear about the newswoman with one boob? She kept abreast of the current issues. (go easy...just made this up)"
"What does a feminist pick up from the post office? Their femail"
"What do oranges, and Jews have in common? They both hate concentration camps."
"Liked the 3 day weekend? Try not having a job, it's a 365 day weekend."