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Joke of the Day
"Why did the raisin go out with a prune? He couldn't get a date!"
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"A man walks into a sofa... Couch"
"Instagram couldn't complete your request at this time because nobody cares about your Sunday brunch."
"Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads? Because every morning they wake up thinking ""What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course* !"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Callum ! Callum who ? Callum all black !"
"I just found out they made a heart-shaped dairy-lovers pizza Too cheesy for me though"
"John... ...[Staymoist](http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21300000/John-Stamos-john-stamos-21331988-1611-1089.jpg)"
"Dating Fails: Just Tell Me What You Want And Be Done With It a guy asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat he guess shusi and anything else then got mad and raged the end"
"I always carry a pocket of spare bolts at the carnival and hand two or three to the person taking the seat after me. ""I found these. Weird?"""
"Did you hear the one about the dog who was into S&M? He liked it ruff."