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Joke of the Day
"I put suicide notes next to roadkill so their animal families have some closure"
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"(Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side"
"My girlfriend told me I need to spice things up in the bedroom... So I told her I would cumin her pussy. (That joke only works sometimes because it's seasonal)"
"What does a gay horse eat? heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"
"The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about."
"Ever heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog."
"I thought she asked if I was interested in an orgy. Turns out she really said ""4G."" My apologies to the lady at the Verizon kiosk."
"What don't homeless people get? Knock knock jokes"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar quickly before she gets away !"
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND *holds up a cat*"