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Joke of the Day

"People say that you should drink white wine with fish.. It's not correct. People shouldn't drink with fishes."

"i wonder what it's like to be the pizzagate gun guy and discover that your former comrades now believe that you're a crisis actor"

"If sober me won't do it...drunk me will."

"What's the most popular dance in Warsaw? The pole dance."

"Hey kids, don't forget to look both ways before getting hit by a car."

"Mona Lisa's Mother If Mona Lisa's mother were Jewish, she would have said: ""Mona, bubbeleh, after all the money your father and I spent on your brace, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"""

"When my wife starts to sing .. I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."

"What is the best way to get over a guy/girl? Truck."

"What do you call a disappearing President? Hocus POTUS"

"Two atoms walk into a bar... One atom says to the other ""I think I lost an electron."" The other asks ""Are you sure?"" The other replies ""I'm positive."""